Wanted: a "DAS keyboard" with ISO mechanical layout

Some people claim that AZERTY is a crime against humanity. I claim that if you're going to point and laugh at one layout in defense of another, you should have that other be something actually better, like the dvorak or Turkish F layout, not QWERTY.

One additional reason: the mechanical layout of a US QWERTY keyboard (the ANSI layout) is inferior to the mechanical layout of the AZERTY keyboards. This is a mathematical fact—the ISO layout has 102 keys, the ANSI one has only 101 of them.

In that light, I find it highly disappointing that Thinkgeek.com's Das Keyboard uses the ANSI mechanical layout, and that there is no ISO version of the same thing. If there were, I'd have bought one years ago.

(Yes, that's meant as a hint, in case you didn't catch that)

Update: apparently it exists, it's just that ThinkGeek doesn't have it. For those who want one, it's available here, amongst others.